Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Man vs Woman: Diary Entries
September 22 | Posted by Geoff | HumorHER DIARY Sunday night – I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that... Read more
Man vs Woman: Happiness
September 22 | Posted by Geoff | HumorIt’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13.. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a... Read more
Idiot Sightings
September 22 | Posted by Geoff | HumorSIGHTING #1: My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.’ She sighed and went to... Read more
It all began with ….
August 27 | Posted by Geoff | HumorI was reading this piece titled, “The Dawn of Fertilization”, which had an interesting theory by a man named Jared Diamond. First, a little background. Humans started out as nomadic hunter-gathers, never staying in one place for long. They hunted and gathered all the food in an area, and than move on to newer grounds. For hundreds of thousands of years this... Read more




