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		<title>Mummering</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably get my ass kicked or get arrested if I tried this here in Rochester. Mummering is a Christmastime house-visiting tradition still practiced in Newfoundland and Labrador. Also known as mumming or janneying, it typically involves a group of friends or family who dress in disguise and visit homes within their community or neighbouring communities [...]


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<blockquote><p>Mummering is a Christmastime house-visiting tradition still practiced in Newfoundland and Labrador. Also known as mumming or janneying, it typically involves a group of friends or family who dress in disguise and visit homes within their community or neighbouring communities during the twelve days of Christmas. If the mummers are welcomed into a house, they often do a variety of informal performances that may include dance, music, jokes, or recitations. The hosts must guess the mummers’ identities before offering them food or drink. They may poke and prod the mummers or ask them questions. To make this a challenge for the hosts, the mummers may stuff their costumes, cross-dress, or speak while inhaling (ingressive speech).[1] Once the mummers have been identified they remove their disguise, spend some social time with the hosts, and then travel as a group to the next home.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Newfie Directions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 23:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Birth of Irish Dancing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 03:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fight For Your Right &#8211; Revisited</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I Just Had Sex video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Side By Side</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Walk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Note: This is not a joke. This just happen to me not even 30 minutes ago.) So Brenner and I went for a walk around the neighborhood. There is this kid going up and down the sidewalk on his scooter. He has a rat on his shoulder. He is flying up and down the sidewalk, [...]


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<p>So Brenner and I went for a walk around the neighborhood. There is this kid going up and down the sidewalk on his scooter. He has a rat on his shoulder. He is flying up and down the sidewalk, and the rat just sitting on his shoulder or clinging to his arm. </p>
<p>That alone is enough to merit mention, but there is more. So he stops and asks me my dogs name. I say Brenner. I ask him the name of his rat. He says 2. I said &#8220;oh, he&#8217;s 2 years old is he?&#8221; To which he replies, &#8220;yes, and his name is 2 as well.&#8221;</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m leaving and he asks if Brenner is a boy or a girl. I inform him that Brenner is a boy, and I walk off. A few seconds pass and he yells out to me, &#8220;So she has nuts right?&#8221; <img src='http://jeffwithag.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> To which I yell back, &#8220;Yes, she has nuts.&#8221; LOL</p>
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		<title>3D Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Decision &#8211; 2 (Steve Carrell mocks Lebron)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is funny shit. And check out Chili&#8217;s reply here. I love it how they have a sense of humor about it, enough to partake in it as well after the fact. Nice! No related posts.


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<p>And check out Chili&#8217;s reply <a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/Chilis?ref=ts#!/Chilis?v=app_10467688569&#038;ref=ts">here</a>. I love it how they have a sense of humor about it, enough to partake in it as well after the fact.</p>
<p>Nice!</p>
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		<title>More Man vs Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 02:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NICKNAMES<br />
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah .<br />
· If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat-Boy, Gas-man and Four-eyes. </p>
<p>EATING OUT<br />
· When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it&#8217;s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.<br />
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. </p>
<p>MONEY<br />
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br />
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#8217;t need but it&#8217;s on sale. </p>
<p>BATHROOMS<br />
· A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.<br />
· The average number of items in the typical woman&#8217;s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 15 of these items. </p>
<p>ARGUMENTS<br />
· A woman has the last word in any argument.<br />
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </p>
<p>FUTURE<br />
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br />
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.. </p>
<p>MARRIAGE<br />
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#8217;t.<br />
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won&#8217;t change, but she does. </p>
<p>DRESSING UP<br />
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.<br />
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. </p>
<p>NATURAL<br />
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<br />
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night. </p>
<p>OFFSPRING<br />
· Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.<br />
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. </p>
<p>THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY</p>
<p>A married man should forget his mistakes.  There&#8217;s no use in two people remembering the same thing!</p>
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