So my first round of the year was a roaring success for me, with a final score of 79.
My second round, not so much. Front 9 I always seemed to be just one away from a par. Finally, back 9 I start hitting them with 4 pars in a row. Then there’s hole 16, [-click title for more-]

Took this morning off and shot some golf with a few friends. Although, I’m not sure that you’d exactly call what I did this morning golf. Drives were all over the place; missed half a dozen putts within 3 feet of the hole; the only thing working half decent was my chipping.

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.

In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This [-click title for more-]