It’s funny cause it’s true!

August 7 | Posted by Geoff | Humor

HER DIARY ENTRY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk; he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him;
he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say I love
you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched T..V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,
but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.. I decided that I could not take
it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried
until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY ENTRY

Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 95.

Can’t putt for shit. Got laid though.